THRU' THICK AND THIN. WHOOSH!!!!!
i forced myself awake at 10am to my mom's nagging as she had prepared breakfast.
i swear i didn't felt like waking up at all as i slept at 6.30am! i was freaking tired.
BUT.....
she made us cheese sausages, bacon, ham and egg sandwiches!!
HOW THE HELL CAN I NOT WAKE UP FOR IT?!?!?!
HAHAHAHA!!
so i did.
and went back to sleep immediately after.
somehow, it felt surreal.
as if my breakfast was just a sweet dream.
hahahaha.
but it did made me shit right after that, so i guess it sure was real enough.
HOHO.
and now it's 2pm!
i feel much more refresh but i'm slowly becoming like a panda!
the fucking dark circles.
anyway, i slept so late last night because i was out fishing with the usuals.
we came back only at 4.40am and then i continued WoW-ing all the way till i slept. heh.
well, the group consist of the usual keong, tong, felki, suet, steph and me.
we were out fishing at pasir ris park in a LOW TIDE.
so yeah, there wasn't any catch for the day. a pity.
not forgetting we were fishing IN A FILTERED AREA.
how dumb can we be. rofl.
so we end up playing chop chilli chop to pass the time.
it was simply so hilarious that i burst out crying and laughing at the same time. HAHA.
and we actually walked over to pasir ris park in the first place.
but took a cab back instead as we were all shag out.
i guess our next fishing trip shall be a better and well-planned one.
haha.
the other day when i was having my ORD function back at camp was such a fruitful one.
there was a huge amount of joy yet a little bit of sadness, at least for me.
they had a stage, tables and buffet set up just for us at the parade square.
unlimited cans of beer with the help of HOT SEXY BEER GIRLS.
(I SWEAR THERE WAS ONE WHO IS SO HAWWTT AND HER HUGE BOOBS ARE ALMOST SPILLING OUT OF HER THAT SUPER LOW-CUT TOP AND THAT REALLY FUCKING SHORT SKIRT OF HERS. OMG OMG OMG! HOW I WISH I COULD HELP SUPPORT AND PUSH BACK HER BOOBS. HAHAHAHAH!!! OKAY I'M NOT TRYING TO BE TIKO HERE BUT THIS IS THE FACT MAN!)
like fucking every guy there was literally staring at her.
there's also NOT SO HOT AND PRETTY dancers stripping to their bikinis, lap dancing to some lucky guys and hot dancing on the stage.
we also have BAPOK lip-syncing and telling us really funny jokes about men and women.
not forgetting the games section that we had to take part.
one section of the game, we had to play according to our individual companies.
for example, they want the most nokia handphones or the youngest/lightest men fromthe company.
then it came that faithful moment.
"i want the hairest guy from the company", he said.
suddenly everyone was staring at me and shouting my name.
seriously, WTF!!!!
honestly i wasn't even the hairest guy but wth.
they made and drag me to go since the rest weren't up for it.
once i stepped onto the stage and the contestants came up.
straightaway, i knew i lost.
WHY?
because they were all INDIANS!!!!!!!
HOW THE FUCK CAN I WIN?
i can never be hairier than them.
ROFL.
then the HARDEST part came.
time to show our hair.
BUT again.
it wasn't THAT EASY.
first, we have to back face the crowd.
then a superhero tune will play.
and we have to slowly (according to the tempo of the tune) turn back like a superhero.
just nice, at the final part of the tune, we had to pull up our top high like how superman reveal himself.
OMFG. i can't believe i ACTUALLY DID THAT.
infront of everybody.
so yeah, i went down the stage a losing man.
not just losing for my company, but my face too.
HAHAHAHA!!
last but not last, we had video screening of the things we did for the past 2 years.
rather touching.
cake cutting ceremony to mark our battlion anniversary before we hold each other sang the song "peng you".
and called it a day with our last battlion cheer.
thanks to sir pek who drove me back for soccer by 12am.
thats about it.
i swear i didn't felt like waking up at all as i slept at 6.30am! i was freaking tired.
BUT.....
she made us cheese sausages, bacon, ham and egg sandwiches!!
HOW THE HELL CAN I NOT WAKE UP FOR IT?!?!?!
HAHAHAHA!!
so i did.
and went back to sleep immediately after.
somehow, it felt surreal.
as if my breakfast was just a sweet dream.
hahahaha.
but it did made me shit right after that, so i guess it sure was real enough.
HOHO.
and now it's 2pm!
i feel much more refresh but i'm slowly becoming like a panda!
the fucking dark circles.
anyway, i slept so late last night because i was out fishing with the usuals.
we came back only at 4.40am and then i continued WoW-ing all the way till i slept. heh.
well, the group consist of the usual keong, tong, felki, suet, steph and me.
we were out fishing at pasir ris park in a LOW TIDE.
so yeah, there wasn't any catch for the day. a pity.
not forgetting we were fishing IN A FILTERED AREA.
how dumb can we be. rofl.
so we end up playing chop chilli chop to pass the time.
it was simply so hilarious that i burst out crying and laughing at the same time. HAHA.
and we actually walked over to pasir ris park in the first place.
but took a cab back instead as we were all shag out.
i guess our next fishing trip shall be a better and well-planned one.
haha.
the other day when i was having my ORD function back at camp was such a fruitful one.
there was a huge amount of joy yet a little bit of sadness, at least for me.
they had a stage, tables and buffet set up just for us at the parade square.
unlimited cans of beer with the help of HOT SEXY BEER GIRLS.
(I SWEAR THERE WAS ONE WHO IS SO HAWWTT AND HER HUGE BOOBS ARE ALMOST SPILLING OUT OF HER THAT SUPER LOW-CUT TOP AND THAT REALLY FUCKING SHORT SKIRT OF HERS. OMG OMG OMG! HOW I WISH I COULD HELP SUPPORT AND PUSH BACK HER BOOBS. HAHAHAHAH!!! OKAY I'M NOT TRYING TO BE TIKO HERE BUT THIS IS THE FACT MAN!)
like fucking every guy there was literally staring at her.
there's also NOT SO HOT AND PRETTY dancers stripping to their bikinis, lap dancing to some lucky guys and hot dancing on the stage.
we also have BAPOK lip-syncing and telling us really funny jokes about men and women.
not forgetting the games section that we had to take part.
one section of the game, we had to play according to our individual companies.
for example, they want the most nokia handphones or the youngest/lightest men fromthe company.
then it came that faithful moment.
"i want the hairest guy from the company", he said.
suddenly everyone was staring at me and shouting my name.
seriously, WTF!!!!
honestly i wasn't even the hairest guy but wth.
they made and drag me to go since the rest weren't up for it.
once i stepped onto the stage and the contestants came up.
straightaway, i knew i lost.
WHY?
because they were all INDIANS!!!!!!!
HOW THE FUCK CAN I WIN?
i can never be hairier than them.
ROFL.
then the HARDEST part came.
time to show our hair.
BUT again.
it wasn't THAT EASY.
first, we have to back face the crowd.
then a superhero tune will play.
and we have to slowly (according to the tempo of the tune) turn back like a superhero.
just nice, at the final part of the tune, we had to pull up our top high like how superman reveal himself.
OMFG. i can't believe i ACTUALLY DID THAT.
infront of everybody.
so yeah, i went down the stage a losing man.
not just losing for my company, but my face too.
HAHAHAHA!!
last but not last, we had video screening of the things we did for the past 2 years.
rather touching.
cake cutting ceremony to mark our battlion anniversary before we hold each other sang the song "peng you".
and called it a day with our last battlion cheer.
thanks to sir pek who drove me back for soccer by 12am.
thats about it.